Equality
Being a mixed breed, equality for all is an issue near and dear to my heart. I don’t think anyone should be judged on the color of their fur, their gender, or cat/dog preference. I believe cats should be able to love cats, dogs should be able to love dogs, or cats and dogs should be able to love one another. And all should have the opportunity to love and live in harmony.

Wars
Hey, I’m the first to admit; it’s ruff out there! I think there is one universal trait that everyone can appreciate, and it could very well end our wars…belly rubs. I have yet to meet one dog, cat, or otherwise, that doesn’t enjoy a good belly scratch. I say, give our enemies a biscuit and bully rub, and call them an enemy no more. Instead call them friend!

2nd Amendment Rights
Personally, my bark is worse than my bite. The same cannot be said about guns. If barking doesn’t solve the problem, it’s been my experience that biting won’t solve it either.

Global Warming / Climate Changes
I’ve heard some of my pooch pals complain about the heat, we do after all live in Arizona. My solution to global warming is simple…shave.

The War on Drugs
Admittedly, I’ve had my problems with cat nip. It is something I am not proud of, nor something I am ashamed of. Doing cat nip in some ways helped me to get where I am today. I’d like to educate young pups on the dangers, and instead of putting bones towards punishments, I’d like to create alternative recreations, such as dog parks, doggy cafes, and biscuit tastings.

Education & the Arts
I think having the arts in our education system is essential. To showcase my strong support of the arts, I had artist Ron Burns create my campaign poster, and am using his images on all promotional materials. Some say I use it so much that people may eventually think that I don’t really exist!

Right to Life
I believe that spay and neuter is very important. I was the result of an unwanted pregnancy, and have been fixed myself. Trust me, there’s no need for two of me in this world! Responsible breeding is the name of the game.

Immuttgration
I am adamantly opposed to dog licenses for Chihuahuas. Eruff said.

Social Secure-a-T-Bone
My proposed “Social Secure-a-T-Bone” program has been praised by Donkeys, Elephants, and Independmutts alike. I think every dog bowl should be secured a bone, especially those senior dogs, who have worked hard for years, and deserve a nice, big treat in their bowls every night!